So it’s totally possible I looked like a total psychopath going to a matinee showing of “The Nun” by myself this week, but it’s not my fault. My Scary Movie Buddy kept bailing on me to go see it, so being the independent woman I am, I flew solo.
Waste. Of. My. Life.
Thankfully, Movie Pass paid for this one, so I didn’t waste any money. It was seriously one of the worst movies of the year.
“The Nun” is the fifth installment in “The Conjuring” franchise, and I’m just going to pretend it didn’t happen. There was no real story line, the lines were cheesy, the acting was aight, but really just not scary at all. I mean, don’t get me wrong, The Nun herself is super scary. Who wants this under the bed at night?!
However, I just wasn’t scared. Maybe it’s because I’m a seasoned horror film fan, but this is just one you gotta skip. With the new Movie Pass plan, you can only see three movies a month, so I suggest saving it for something better. Or go ahead and see it, but just know it was a huge thumbs down for me.
In other horror film news, “Halloween” is just around the corner & I AM PUMPED. I’m so glad they’re pretending Halloween II & on never happened. How many times can Michael come back from the dead?! He’s indestructible! But the trailer seriously looks so good, and I have a girl crush on Jamie Lee Curtis (judge me) & I’m hoping she actually kills Michael for real. I mean, let’s be honest: Michael is like nearly 60 at this point. He’s gotta be slow. Actually, now that I think about it, he pretty much walked whenever he went after any of his victims.
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